So, I saw this headline this morning and I am genuinely confused. Why is Lady Gaga hanging out with Lindsay Lohan and Lana Del Ray? Seriously. I’m not trying to be a bitch, but what is happening to this world. Maybe Gaga is just nice. But I implore you Gaga- RUN AWAY. Nothing good comes from hanging out with Lindsay Lohan. Ever.
Lindsay Lohan, Lady Gaga and Lana Del Rey had slumber party Wednesday night at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood, X17 reports. The ladies, each 26 years old, reportedly spent the evening together “watching old movies and playing board games.”
“The three of them had dinner in the garden on Tuesday night at Chateau, and then Lindsay and Gaga ran upstairs to play dress-up and came down in different outfits,” a source told X17.
According to the Daily Mail, Gaga tweeted at Lohan on Wednesday, writing, “When you ordered a cucumber and a knife to the bar last night, I thought your were going to perform a vasectomy. Just a skinny b—h.”
Lohan tweeted back, “Skinny snack 1, Lady Gaga hahaha.” Gaga then tweeted a photo of a tray with a cucumber with a knife in it and sliced lemons sitting on bar. “How much could one do with this arrangement!” she wrote for a caption.US Weekly
What in the cucumber hell. I just don’t know what to say. I used to be the first one saying, maybe Lindsay will get better and stop being such a f*cking idiot?? But, so far, she is still a f*cking idiot. We’ll see if a tiger can change her stripes eventually. As for Gaga- I am going to say she’s just an incredibly nice person willing to give anyone a chance. I hope. (RUN AWAY)