Damn, Gwen and Blake Are Official


I don’t understand, guys. I just don’t get it. I mean, I get why lake is dating Gwen because she is GWEN STEFANI and she is AWESOME. But.. Gwen? What’s going on, hon? Are you having some sort of midlife crisis?

Gwen and Blake are longtime friends who have very recently started dating,” Stefani’s spokesperson, who would not comment further, tells Us.

As previously reported, the twosome have flirted on the set of The Voice and were spotted getting cozy with each other at multiple Halloween parties in L.A. over the weekend.


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Emilia Clarke Is The New Face of Dior Jewelry

Can she BE any more gorgeous?!


The mother of dragons stuns in these new photos from Dior. The jewelry is ‘eh’, but she is so beautiful. That’s basically all I have to say about it. That jewelry probably costs more than my house.



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This Gwen Stefani, Blake Shelton Thing Is Grossing Me Out


They’re both divorced (or in the process thereof) interestingly within about a month of each other. And now the flirting and the partying and the rumors of a relationship. I can’t handle this guys. I just don’t know. I don’t like it one bit. Why? I have no idea.

As the mom of three put it to Carson Daly on his radio show on Nov. 2, “We’re just trying to have fun.”

Asked about the “Sangria” singer in another interview on Nov. 3, she told Ryan Seacrest, “I’m not going to answer that right now, Ryan. I think I’ve given up enough of myself this morning to you, but I think he’s hot, don’t you?”

Gwen is TOO COOL for him. What about Gavin?!?!? I was hoping they’d give it a second go, but I guess I’m just dreaming. What do you think? Are these two having trysts backstage at the Voice? Probably, right? Ughhhh



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Sandra Bullock Hits The Red Carpet With New Boyfriend

Who is, I guess, marginally attractive. If you’re into that sort of thing. Like, the chiseled facial features, smoldering eyes, ability to wear a suit like that, dignified silver coif. I mean, not everyone is into it.

Sandra Bullock

Sandy’s into it. This of course was at the premiere for Our Brand is Crisis, Sandy’s new flick with this guy:


Uh. Can we all just take a minute and remember that he was married to Angelina Jolie. How in god’s green earth did that HAPPEN?


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Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez Are Dunzo

halle berry olivier martinez

Wow, I really thought these two would last. He seems like such a even tempered guy, and she seems really low maintenance (exaggerated eye roll…eyes roll to the ground and far far away).

We all knew this was coming eventually. Martinez has a track record from hell and Halle’s isn’t much better. They’re pretty volatile.

We’re told Halle cited irreconcilable differences. As for money, we’re told it’s not an issue because the couple had a prenup.

A source close to the couple tells us, “They have a personality difference.” And the incident at LAX, where Olivier hit a guy with a car seat, exacerbated their conflicts. Olivier got sued for the incident last week and our sources say the couple argued about the suit, and it became a breaking point.

Don’t most people attack with car seats? I thought this was the norm. I guess I have to rethink EVERYTHING now.

The couple issued a joint statement … “It is with a heavy heart that we have come to the decision to divorce. We move forward with love and respect for one another and the shared focus for what is best for our son. We wish each other nothing but happiness in life, and we hope that you respect our, and most importantly our children’s privacy, as we go through this difficult period.”

They have one child together, Maceo, who is 2 years old. Halle also has a daughter, Nahla, from a previous relationship with Gabriel Aubry.

Our sources say Halle is not asking for joint or primary custody, but rather what is in “the best interests of the child.”

We’re told the expectation on Halle’s part is for a quick, non-contentious divorce.

At least they didn’t lie and say they would be the best of friends foreveerrr!!


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Sean Penn Is Suing ‘Empire’ Creator Lee Daniels


This.. this is gold. Lee Daniels created the smash hit ‘Empire’ which holds Terrence Howards as one of the stars. Howard has a bit of a history of being a little more than unhinged. He’s got a record with assault and domestic violence, and has served time. But for some reason Lee Daniels took it upon himself to defend Howard to the press in a really stupid way.

Daniels, 55, defended his star actor, Howard, 46, and his recent legal woes in an interview with The Hollywood Reporter. “[Terrence] ain’t done nothing different than Marlon Brando or Sean Penn, and all of a sudden he’s some f—in’ demon,” the smash series’ head told THR. “That’s a sign of the time, of race, of where we are right now in America.”

Ugh. How about what I think? I think they’re all terrible! Anyway, Penn got his hackles up about this comment and responded with a 10 page legal document suing Lee Daniels for 10 million buckaroos.

“As a result of Penn’s status as a public figure, he has for years been the subject of scandalous, scurrilous, and baseless attacks,” the document obtained by The Hollywood Reporter states. “But Penn, like any citizen, has a right to defend himself and will no longer tolerate the reckless and malicious behavior of others, who seek to aggrandize themselves or their projects at his expense. Accordingly, and because of Daniels’ defamatory statements, Penn brings this action for monetary relief, and to deter Daniels and others from their defamatory actions.”

The legal complaint also cites Howard’s admission to physically abusing women or treating them with violence. “Daniels has falsely asserted and/or implied that Penn is guilty of ongoing, continuous violence against women,” it reads.

That’s just a taste of the 10 page insanity that basically equates to: SEAN PENN ANGRY. YOU HURT SEAN PENN’S FEELINGS. Now give me 10 million dollars.


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Kanye Sent Taylor A Square Of Flowers

Like, I’m not kidding. It’s a square of flowers.


And you know that square of flowers probably cost a small fortune. Enough to feed and house a small country.

“Awwww Kanye sent me the coolest flowers!! #KanTay2020 #BFFs,” she captioned the snap of herself standing next to the huge floral arrangement. Just Sunday night at the VMAs, Swift presented the 38-year-old rapper with the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award, officially putting an end to any remaining conflict between them after he infamously interrupted her acceptance speech at the 2009 ceremony.

Kanye likes sending people flowers in square shapes. Like his wife, Kim, for Mothers Day in 2014. He sent her a wall of flowers. An entire wall. Lives of the rich and famous, amirite?


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Liberty Ross and Jimmy Iovine Are Engaged


You may remember Liberty Ross as the wife of the man (Rupert Sanders) KStew cheated on Rpattz with. Those were the days! That was the biggest scandal in forever, it was crazy and depressing. Because there was a marriage and children involved. No bueno. But now, all parties (except maybe Rupert Sanders?) have happily moved on. Kristen’s with Alicia Cargile. Robert Pattinson is reportedly engaged to FKA twigs. And now Liberty is engaged. Happiness all around.

He put a ring on it! Liberty Ross and Jimmy Iovine are engaged, a rep for the couple exclusively confirms to Us Weekly.

Us broke the news in in February 2013 that the British model, 36, and the music executive AGE had been “spending time together.” That same month, she told the Associated Press that she was “listening to her heart.”

That’s nice. He was kinda obnoxious on American Idol, but hopefully he’s less obnoxious in real life. Mazel!

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Harry Connick Jr’s Teen Daughter, Georgia, Charged With Providing Other Teens With Booze


Celebs. They’re just like us! Harry’s daughter had the house to herself while her mom and dad were away, so she threw a party as one would. And then the cops showed up and kids went running like lemmings into the woods. Unfortunately, Georgia, is 19. Not a minor anymore. So, she was arrested.

Georgia hosted a party at the home while her parents (dad Connick Jr. and mom, former Victoria’s Secret model Jill Goodacre) were away this weekend, New Canaan police told NBC News on Aug. 18. She was charged with procuring alcohol for minors and permitting minors to possess alcohol, according to WTNH News 8.

Police were called to the home shortly after 1 a.m. on Saturday, Aug. 15, after it was reported that there was underage drinking taking place on the property. When the cops arrived on the scene, throngs of youngsters were allegedly running from the home and attempting to escape through the woods surrounding the property.

Georgia told police that it was initially supposed to be a small get together that, typically, grew out of proportion. According to police, the parents of about 15 kids — who were ages 18 to 20 — were called following the incident.

Yikes. She’s gonna have a lot of explaining to do. Or not really, it’s pretty self explanatory.


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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Are Dunzo


Says SOURCES. 11 years together is like a lifetime in Hollyweird. The two have 2 children together and have been married for 5 of those 11 years. Such a shame.

Their romance has recently been plagued with issues. Though sources remain vague on the exact cause of their split, “things have been rocky,” says one source close to the parents of sons Noah, 2, and Bodhi, 18 months. (Green, 42, also has son Kassius, 13, from a previous relationship.) The pair were last photographed together grabbing lunch in Beverly Hills on June 9.

Their reps could not be reached for comment.

They seemed so cute and nice together. Sigh.


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