Dad Blames Daughter’s Tardiness On Bruce Springsteen Concert

So, Patrick Pipino took his daughter to see Bruce Springsteen and E Street Band in concert on Feb 8th. That’s pretty awesome. So, understandably the next day, his daughter was late for school. He had a prepared excuse, though.

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BRILLIANT. He’s not wrong. That concert started at 7:30 so it had to be at least 11 until they stopped playing and then getting home and all… we’re looking at midnight as a feasible bedtime here and that’s just not enough for a little kid to make it through a day, amirite? So basically this Dad is already nominated for Dad of the Year in my book because, that note is just fricking awesome. And she better be excused.

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Who is Liam Neeson Dating?! Why Do I Care?!

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So recently Liam was asked if he had a special lady in his life. His response has created a FIRESTORM on the internet in my brain.

‘I’d embarrass her if I said her name, she’s incredibly famous,’ Neeson said.

LIAM. Do you realize what you just did?! You revealed there is a monster at the end of this book and we HAVE to keep turning the page, don’t you see?!?!

So of course, people are speculating. Jezebel guessed, maybe Kristen Stewart (can you IMAGINE?!!!) and were promptly shut down by Neeson’s people;

Gossip Cop will cut to the chase. Neeson and Stewart are 100 percent not dating, and the Mirror should not have repeated the rumor, which even Jezebel distanced itself from. But because it published the speculation and was picked up by additional outlets, Gossip Cop looked into the rumor nonetheless. Neeson’s rep exclusively assures us that talk about the Irish actor and Stewart dating is “stupid.”

Ah well. It was fun while it lasted! Now we continue to search for this ‘incredibly famous’ woman Liam’s spiriting around town. Daily Mail continues the surmising with some educated guesses. Charlize Theron? Demi Moore? Susan Sarandon? Uma Thurman? Sharon Stone? Diane Lane??? THE LIST GOES ON! Just tell us, Liam. Just tell us!!

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Heartwarmer Of The Day;Woman Rescues Street Dog in Peru and Gives Him a New Life

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That is an incredibly simple headline for a wonderful, happy story that seriously brought tears to my eyes and warmed the cockles of my black, deadened heart. A woman by the name of Ursula Vari took a trip to Peru. Just before she was supposed to get on a flight back home, she was approached by a street dog who was bald, had raw paws and covered in more skin problems and lesions and mange than I care to mention.

Long story short; she couldn’t get this pup off her mind. She had to do something, and so she did. She called around shelters in Peru, sent pictures and tracked down this dog. She raised money online and paid for his care and rehabilitation. Then, 4 months later, she returned to Peru to take her dog friend home. Read the entire ordeal HERE you will not regret it.

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Chris Martin, This Year’s ‘Left Shark’, On The Cover of Rolling Stone

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So, did you catch that weird ass SuperBowl Pepsi halftime show last night? We had Coldplay, Bruno Mars (and Mark Ronson, he will swear to you he was up there) and Queen B herself performing her new single that came from out of nowhere ‘Formation’. It was fun. My mom was singing pretty loudly along with ‘Uptown Funk’. That’s an experience in and of it self.

Anyway, my favorite part was near the end of the performance, the three main vocalists were kind of, chasing the camera, in an aggressive like, sharks vs the jets way and Chris Martin of Coldplay ended up in the middle. The results have been some hilarious memes. Just google it. I’ll wait.

Now Chris is on the cover of Rolling Stone to talk about his conscious uncoupling from Gwyneth Paltrow and how Beyonce hated a song she wrote for him once.

In his new cover story for Rolling Stone, the Coldplay frontman, 38, revealed that he once presented Queen Bey, 34, with a song called “Hook Up.”

Noting that Beyoncé rejected the song “in the sweetest way possible,” Martin added, “She told me, ‘I really like you — but this is awful.’”

We could say that about a lot of Coldplay’s catalogue, yes?

“I have a very wonderful separation-divorce,” Martin told Rolling Stone. “It’s a divorce — but it’s a weird one … I see it as more like you meet someone, you have some time together and things just move through.”

That’s weird. I don’t get it, but hey, you do you. It’s better than skewering each other in the press at the expense of your kids.

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And We’re Back

After a long, long LONG ass hiatus, I’ve decided to re enter this trashy world of celebrity gossip insanity. Where have I been? Well, I am so glad you asked! Thanks for your interest. To be completely honest I could not bring myself to write anything involving a Kardashian and the news has been inundated with the sycophants for months and there seemed to be no end in sight. I had too step away. That and I have a paying job and human children who need my attention occasionally.

I’ve decided with this new year (yeah, I know it’s February) I’m re entering this personal hell and getting back to writing about things that don’t really matter. As well as my main reader and biggest supporter (and commenter) of my blog encouraged me to continue to write on this here blog. He said he’d missed my writing. He left this world a week after he told me that. SO, here we are. I’m doing it for him. Thanks, Mark. Here goes nothing.

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Damn, Gwen and Blake Are Official

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I don’t understand, guys. I just don’t get it. I mean, I get why lake is dating Gwen because she is GWEN STEFANI and she is AWESOME. But.. Gwen? What’s going on, hon? Are you having some sort of midlife crisis?

Gwen and Blake are longtime friends who have very recently started dating,” Stefani’s spokesperson, who would not comment further, tells Us.

As previously reported, the twosome have flirted on the set of The Voice and were spotted getting cozy with each other at multiple Halloween parties in L.A. over the weekend.

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Emilia Clarke Is The New Face of Dior Jewelry

Can she BE any more gorgeous?!

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The mother of dragons stuns in these new photos from Dior. The jewelry is ‘eh’, but she is so beautiful. That’s basically all I have to say about it. That jewelry probably costs more than my house.

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This Gwen Stefani, Blake Shelton Thing Is Grossing Me Out

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They’re both divorced (or in the process thereof) interestingly within about a month of each other. And now the flirting and the partying and the rumors of a relationship. I can’t handle this guys. I just don’t know. I don’t like it one bit. Why? I have no idea.

As the mom of three put it to Carson Daly on his radio show on Nov. 2, “We’re just trying to have fun.”

Asked about the “Sangria” singer in another interview on Nov. 3, she told Ryan Seacrest, “I’m not going to answer that right now, Ryan. I think I’ve given up enough of myself this morning to you, but I think he’s hot, don’t you?”

Gwen is TOO COOL for him. What about Gavin?!?!? I was hoping they’d give it a second go, but I guess I’m just dreaming. What do you think? Are these two having trysts backstage at the Voice? Probably, right? Ughhhh

 

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Sandra Bullock Hits The Red Carpet With New Boyfriend

Who is, I guess, marginally attractive. If you’re into that sort of thing. Like, the chiseled facial features, smoldering eyes, ability to wear a suit like that, dignified silver coif. I mean, not everyone is into it.

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Sandy’s into it. This of course was at the premiere for Our Brand is Crisis, Sandy’s new flick with this guy:

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Uh. Can we all just take a minute and remember that he was married to Angelina Jolie. How in god’s green earth did that HAPPEN?

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Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez Are Dunzo

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Wow, I really thought these two would last. He seems like such a even tempered guy, and she seems really low maintenance (exaggerated eye roll…eyes roll to the ground and far far away).

We all knew this was coming eventually. Martinez has a track record from hell and Halle’s isn’t much better. They’re pretty volatile.

We’re told Halle cited irreconcilable differences. As for money, we’re told it’s not an issue because the couple had a prenup.

A source close to the couple tells us, “They have a personality difference.” And the incident at LAX, where Olivier hit a guy with a car seat, exacerbated their conflicts. Olivier got sued for the incident last week and our sources say the couple argued about the suit, and it became a breaking point.

Don’t most people attack with car seats? I thought this was the norm. I guess I have to rethink EVERYTHING now.

The couple issued a joint statement … “It is with a heavy heart that we have come to the decision to divorce. We move forward with love and respect for one another and the shared focus for what is best for our son. We wish each other nothing but happiness in life, and we hope that you respect our, and most importantly our children’s privacy, as we go through this difficult period.”

They have one child together, Maceo, who is 2 years old. Halle also has a daughter, Nahla, from a previous relationship with Gabriel Aubry.

Our sources say Halle is not asking for joint or primary custody, but rather what is in “the best interests of the child.”

We’re told the expectation on Halle’s part is for a quick, non-contentious divorce.

At least they didn’t lie and say they would be the best of friends foreveerrr!!

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