Khloe Kardashian Is Very Proud Of Her Complex Mag Cover

cover-khloe-full-vn1

Well then. We see Khloe has kept up with sister Kim in the rear end department. This interview is full of little weird tid bits, dealing with her sister Kylie’s questionable relationship with Tyga and her lips. And Dating. And how she always wanted a boob job.

About Kylie and Tyga:

I think at 16 I was probably fucking someone that was in their 20s, for sure. I wouldn’t say I was even dating, probably just sleeping with them. But again Kylie is not a normal 17-year-old. You’re not gonna say, “Hey, so what are you doing this weekend?” and have her say, “Having a slumber party at my girlfriend’s,” or “Going to prom.” That’s not what Kylie does. Kylie is taking business meetings and bought her first house, or she’s going on a private plane with Karl Lagerfeld to take a meeting. That’s not even what people do in their 30s. It’s a rare circumstance, so let’s treat this as a special case.

Lovely. Oh, excuse me, I have to take a meeting with Karl Lagerfeld.

About boobs:

I went to a consultation when I was 18 and my dad found out and got so mad at me. He died shortly after, and I remember just being like, “Well, he doesn’t want me to do it.” I wear push-up bras anyway. I’m all for stuff if it’s for you. If you want to get plastic surgery, I’m for that, but getting your lips filled in, that’s temporary, too.

About Kanye’s former muse, Amber Rose:

I just feel like it was unnecessary for her to say anything, and I used her own quote back. It was from her talking about when she became a stripper so I’m like, “How are you judging and saying Kylie should have a curfew?” What I thought was crazy was she was telling my sister to act a certain way or have a curfew, but [she wasn’t] doing the same. So just don’t comment. How was I slut-shaming by saying don’t throw stones at glass houses? There was no slut-shaming. I am not one to slut-shame, I have done slutty behavior myself.

Am I alone in feeling like I just lost several hundred brain cells? Check out the rest of the interview HERE

side-image-2-vn2side-image-4-vn1side-image-vn3side-image-3-vn1

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Alec and Ireland Baldwin Reminisce About Voicemails…

Remember years ago when American treasure, Alec Baldwin, left that wonderful voicemail for his darling daughter Ireland in which he called her a ‘rude, thoughtless little pig’? I remember that too! It was delightful. They obviously agree.

alec-baldwin-ireland-baldwin-lg

Nodding to the name that the 30 Rock alum, 57, called her, Ireland wrote with a pig nose emoji, “If I Were A Pig… I would be Rude and Thoughtless of course!”

While many were shocked by Alec’s harsh words to his daughter, Ireland herself brushed off the insults in an interview with Page Six in 2012. She discussed the voicemail and explained that it was provoked by the fact that she missed a scheduled call with her father.

“The only problem with that voicemail was that people made it out to be a way bigger deal than it was,” she told The New York Post at the time. “He’s said stuff like that before just because he’s frustrated… For me it was like, ‘Okay, whatever.’ I called him back, I was like, ‘Sorry Dad, I didn’t have my phone.’ That was it.”

Obviously they got over it a million years ago, and now they joke about it on social media. All is well with the world.

US

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

J Lo Is So Hawt At 46 Despite Casper The Friendly Ghost

JLO46

J Lo celebrated her 46th (HOW!?!?!) birthday on Saturday in NYC at 1OAK with her old sometimes boyfriend Casper Smart. She looks amazing as usual. But why is she sticking with this dude so much, guys?? She could do so much better… and now that Affleck is becoming single… there’s a possibility of a reunion? Maybe? The original Bennifer? I’m a terrible person.

JLO461

At one point guests were incessantly taking photos of Lopez, and her on-off love Casper Smart stepped in to save her. The source tells Us that Smart told the guests to leave Jenny From the Block alone so she was free to dance and have a good time.

“He had his arm around her, and the were tight all night,” the source notes. 

A REAL HERO, THAT FRIENDLY GHOST!!

US

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Ice T And Coco Are Procreating

icetcoco

I mean, Coco is pregnant with an (I assume) human child. Previously they’ve only had the puppy dog children. All kidding aside, I love Coco. She’s a fierce bitch who is unapologetic about who she is and what she does and what she wants. Can’t get more feminist than that.

“I’m pregnant! Yah! Ice & I are so excited!,” the mom-to-be tweeted, adding that she publicly revealed her news at a July 24 taping of the couple’s new daytime talk show, set to premiere on Aug. 3.

The pair, who recently revealed details about their new daily talk show, Ice and Coco, which will premiere on Fox channels on Monday, Aug. 3, have another, even more exciting new project in the works! Coco, who has been very vocal about her desire for kids even though her husband already has two children and a 20-year-old grandson, is finally getting what she’s always wanted — a baby.

I feel like Ice T is going to be SO TIRED. Babies make people tired. It’s true. And now they’ve got a new talk show to do as well as SVU for Ice. Busy busy.

US

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert Are Dunzo

514670085BG00052_48th_Annua

I saw this coming back before they even got married. Namely because Blake says he was in love with her while he was still with his first wife. That’s a recipe for disaster folks, as you can see here. After only 4 years, too.

“This is not the future we envisioned,” their representatives tell Us Weekly in a statement. “And it is with heavy hearts that we move forward separately. We are real people, with real lives, with real families, friends and colleagues. Therefore, we kindly ask for privacy and compassion concerning this very personal matter.”

A source tells Us that since the split Shelton has been working on new music late into the night in the recording studio.

The country music power couple, who have collaborated numerous times, met in 2005 at CMT’s 100 Greatest Duets Concert, when Shelton was still married to his first wife, Kaynette Gern.

The “Honey Bee” crooner, 39, and his childhood sweetheart Gern divorced in 2006, and he started his relationship with Lambert, 31, soon after. They married in May 2011 in Texas, and Us Weekly shared the exclusive wedding photos.

Another one bites the dust.

US

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Sinead O’Connor Is Horrified That Kim Kardashian Is On The Cover Of Rolling Stone

I am not psyched about it either, but Rolling Stone has kinda been shitty for years now, and really has no space in music anymore. It’s not the magazine it once was. Print media is dying, if not already a carcass on the side of the road.

ANYWHO. Sinead posted the cover photo on her Facebook account along with some colorful commentary on the image and it’s ramifications.

2A875F4C00000578-0-image-a-13_1436896769645

She did call Kim the ‘C’ word, which isn’t cool, Sinead. Otherwise though, I’m on team Sinead all the way. Also, how on earth are those boobs comfortable? Is her back in terrible pain all of the time?!

DM

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Kristen Stewart On The Cover Of Marie Claire

kristen-stewart-august-2015

We just had an argument last night about Kristen Stewart. I’m alone in the pro-KStew team. My mom called her a dresden doll, so take that as you will. Anyway, she’s grown up now and isn’t apologizing anymore. She’s an independent woman, guys.

On apologizing: “Lately, I’ve been doing less of the ‘I’m sooooo sorry.’ And more of the ‘No. Fuck. Jesus.'”

On the best advice she’s received: “Patti Smith told me to always take care of my teeth and lungs.”

On her success at a young age: “Between ages 15 and 20, it was really intense. I was constantly anxious. I was kind of a control freak. If I didn’t know how something was going to turn out, I would make myself ill, or just be locked up or inhibited in a way that was really debilitating.”

Rule number 1: Always listen to Patti Smith.

On reaching peace with her public image: “I’m really proud that I am able to move forward and not fall into every mental crater. That’s a new thing for me. Age has made me smarter and calmer. And it is fucking awesome.”

On her appearance and cutting her hair: “My hair was such a crutch. I looked quote unquote ‘sexy’ no matter what. I could hide behind it. As soon as I didn’t have all that hair, I had to let my face hang out. I felt more confident than I had in a really long time. And it felt really good. Maybe to most people long hair is prettier. But then what? Is your main goal in life to be desired? That is boring as fuck.”

“Speaking very candidly,” she says at last, lifting her chin and swallowing a gulp of her vodka tonic, “it was a really traumatic period in my early 20s that kick-started something in me that was a bit more,” she pauses, then settles on the word, “feral.”

I think she’s ultimately much more interesting and appealing in her feral form anyway. Her hair looks fantastic.

kstewmarieclairekstewmarieclaire2

Marie Claire

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

BREAKING: Brangelina Eat At Subway

Imagine sitting in Subway, enjoying your 5$ foot long, and in walks Brangelina. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for short. They come through the line, receive their sandwiches and top the sandwich artist, even! Who tips the sandwich artist?? Is this a thing? I need to know.

139942PCNEX_Jolie

Lookie! There they are, exiting the establishment. This is news, folks. News.

One employee at the shop told local CBS affiliate KCAL9 that the entire place was starstruck by the couple’s surprise stop.

“My co-worker went to the back to tell my manager, ‘Did you see who’s in the front?’ And she was like, ‘No,'” Subway employee Grisell Gonzalez told the outlet. “She was like, ‘It’s Angelina and Brad Pitt!’ She’s like, ‘Is it really them?'”

Gonzalez added that the A-listers were so cute. “They were very, like, hugging and kissing and they looked like they were really in love and everything,” she told KCAL9.

I bet they were cute. They’re Brangelina, after all.

139942PCNEX_Jolie

US

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

BREAKING: Brangelina Eat At Subway

Imagine sitting in Subway, enjoying your 5$ foot long, and in walks Brangelina. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for short. They come through the line, receive their sandwiches and top the sandwich artist, even! Who tips the sandwich artist?? Is this a thing? I need to know.

139942PCNEX_Jolie

Lookie! There they are, exiting the establishment. This is news, folks. News.

One employee at the shop told local CBS affiliate KCAL9 that the entire place was starstruck by the couple’s surprise stop.

“My co-worker went to the back to tell my manager, ‘Did you see who’s in the front?’ And she was like, ‘No,'” Subway employee Grisell Gonzalez told the outlet. “She was like, ‘It’s Angelina and Brad Pitt!’ She’s like, ‘Is it really them?'”

Gonzalez added that the A-listers were so cute. “They were very, like, hugging and kissing and they looked like they were really in love and everything,” she told KCAL9.

I bet they were cute. They’re Brangelina, after all.

139942PCNEX_Jolie

US

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Jon Hamm And Jennifer Westfeldt Are Done After 16 Years

jon-hamm-jennifer-westfeldt-break-up

Well, I guess love is truly dead, guys. I figured this was a couple who was gonna make it! Gonna keep it together! But, apparently I was wrong. If you believe Star that is.

“The relationship just ran its course,” says a source close to the couple. In fact, the once inseparable duo haven’t been photographed together since January, before Jon entered a 30-day rehab program for alcohol abuse.

But it wasn’t the 44-year-old star’s addiction that brought on the breakup— it was Jon’s reluctance to start a family with the 45-year-old actress. “I don’t have a driving force to have a baby,” the actor has previously said. “That said, I’m in a committed relationship, and if it ever came up, I’m not ruling it out.”

However, sources say he did just that. “Jennifer realized that she and Jon don’t want the same things,” says the pal. “So they agreed that it was time to take a step back.”

Why is it, that whenever a couple breaks up who happen to be childless, everyone blames the woman for being baby crazy? It seems kind of silly to me. Anyway, this is sad news and hopefully it’s not true, but we all know Star magazine is super duper reliable…so.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment