It’s not happened, folks, but I am out of bed sitting in the dark watching the tv, and looking up pictures for you on the interwebs! Everyone of course looks very, very fancy… I just watched the brothers William and Harry arrive and they look quite dapper, and very nervous. I’m dying to see what kind of dress Kate will be wearing.. Anyways, Posh Spice and David Beckham arrive earlier, and I had totally forgotten she is pregnant. She is basically wearing a sack dress and enormous heels.
Chelsy Davy, Harry’s on and off girlfriend, also arrived. And I cannot see what she’s wearing but her hair looks like crap. Come on woman- this is the royal wedding. Use some product for realz.
Doesn’t Posh seem absolutely thrilled to be there?
Images: Wire Image / Mike Marsland / Samire Hussein