Monthly Archives: November 2011

Kris Humphries To File for Separation, Not Divorce

I think this is a good move for him. Pretend this sham wedding/marriage to that Kardashian never even happened. Unfortunately it’s all playing out on a reality show, but nevermind that. Kris Humphries plans to answer Kim Kardashian’s divorce filing … Continue reading

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Jessica Simpson Looks Beautiful Pregnant

She really does, look, she’s glowing. She looks totally psyched about being pregnant too. Which, I mean, I’ve been through it twice and I can assure you I never wore heels like that. Mainly because- 1 they’re super uncomfortable and … Continue reading

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Ali Lohan Thinks It’s Hilarious We All Thought She Had a New Face

Which she does, I do not care what she says. Why should we ever believe the word of a LOHAN? I mean, really. C’mon. We’re not that stupid, LOHANS. Apparently she was just ‘cracking up’ about the tabloid speculation a … Continue reading

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Kourtney Kardashian’s Pregnant With Baby # 2

She’s on the cover of this week’s US Weekly and I am sure Kim is like ‘THANK GOD get the pressure off of me!’ Wait, who am I kidding?! She’s probably jealous as hell. The E! reality star, 32, took … Continue reading

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Now It’s News When 14 Year Olds ‘Date’

So now Kylie Jenner (sister to those Kardashian twats) and Cody Simpson (who is apparently a singer? I am not a tween so I don’t know) are like TOTALLY DATING. They are also 14. In what universe does this make … Continue reading

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Anna Hathaway Is Engaged!

And now every time someone gets engaged every one says ‘he put a ring on it’…which, I mean, SO DONE. Like, over done guys. Pick a new catch phrase please because that one is like 3 years old which is … Continue reading

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Doesn’t Everyone Wear Wedding Jumpsuits?

No? Just a Real Housewife from Atlanta. None other than Kim Zolciak, who I like to refer to as the Queen of Classy. Obviously. And she got it from KLEINFELDS. I thought that place was supposed to be like the … Continue reading

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Yes Another Reason To Hate Paris Hilton

So, you might have heard yesterday was Black Friday. My Dad and I always go out at like 6 am, and leisurely head over to the Toys R Us and Target. We’re not the insane people who end up in … Continue reading

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Whoa You Guys…Jen and Brad Totally Almost Were In the Same Room at the Same Time

This is big news. Like, I don’t even think I can handle this. How are we, as a country, supposed to take this news?! An ALMOST ANISTON/PITT RUN IN. Brad Pitt, 47, took four of his children with Angelina Jolie … Continue reading

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Lily Allen Had a Baby Girl!

Yay! This is such happy news.I was genuinely happy to read this. Here’s the deets courtesy of US Weekly: The Daily Mail reported that English pop star Lily Allen welcomed her first child with husband Sam Cooper on Friday. The … Continue reading

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