Katy REALLY wants us to know they’re not a couple or hooking up or anything. In this month’s ELLE UK, she had already told us she texted KStew to let her know she isn’t the type of person to bag a friend’s ex (which is a good thing) and now she is trying to prove to everyone she ain’t lying.
“Okay, so here’s the proof there was never anything going on with me and Robert Pattinson,” the pop star told the publication. “I fart in front of him. Properly fart. And I never, ever fart in front of a man I am dating. That’s a rule.”
“He’s my bud, I’m like his big sister,” she said. “We just hang out. The other day, I said: ‘One of the things I’m most proud of is not sleeping with you, Robert.’ And that’s true.”
I have been married for over 10 years and have farted in front of my husband exactly ONCE and it was an accident and he laughed his ass off. So, I believe Katy. And I will say it again, dudes and chicks CAN just be friends without wanting to bone!