What in the world?! First of all, I can’t be the only person to have forgotten this band existed, can I? Secondly, I don’t even remember their ‘big hit’. Maybe I am just old. Whatever.
Anyway, the dude was walking from his hotel in Michigan to a nearby mini mart when a van pulled over, threw in him the car and the beat the crap out of him at 4 am. Like my father always says, nothing good happens after 2 am. This is fact. Why was he walking to a mini mart at 4 in the freaking morning?!
Apparently he’s already been treated and released, so he will probably be ok. It’s still unclear if they stole anything from him or if this was just a crime of opportunity…? Who knows, this is just very weird. Sounds like a drug deal gone bad, but who knows.