Simon was at One Direction’s film premiere last night and of course people were asking about the scandal that is him impregnating his friend’s wife. Fun!
“I’m happy and excited,” he said at the Empire Leicester Square Cinema, where the premiere was held. “It’s a great time in my life.”
Not so much for your friend though, huh? Oh well. He’ll probably just set this chick up in a sweet mansion near his mansion and they’ll live out their days happily ever after. Until he moves on to someone else’s wife.