Brevity is my thing, so! Like 8,000 people announced their impending babies and weddings and crap today, so let’s see who we have here.
Oh Hey Adam Brody and Leighton Meester Are Engaged! Let us all sigh for Seth Cohen.
I guess he will never work it out with Summer. That’s okay though, because these two are a match made in angsty teenage television watcher heaven. Congrats!
Oh, Kelly Clarkson who got married 2 minutes ago is already knocked up!
Just last night, the American Idol alum revealed her happy news via Twitter. “I’m pregnant!!!” she wrote. “Brandon and I are so excited! Best early Christmas present ever.”
She said they were ‘trying like rabbits’-her words not mine. She is already trying to tell her body that the baby is going to be a girl. I don’t have the heart to tell her it doesn’t quite work that way.
Oh, look! Snow White and Prince Charming are having a baby too!
This will be the first child for Goodwin and Dallas, 31. Together since March 2012, the couple confirmed their engagement to Us in October of this year, just a few days after the actor popped the question.
They’re settling up their little family quite nicely and quickly. Times a wastin. Just one more….!
Thor is set to be a dad for the second time!
WHY DOTH THOU CRY SO?
He and wife, Elsa, are expecting a new human spawn to join their daughter India Rose. They’re both extremely beautiful so they will only be adding to the extremely beautiful bloodline. That wraps up all the babies and engagements for the day, me thinks. Now off to go find some pointless news!