Can we all agree on that? She is just so gross in so many ways. She used to be funny, years ago, like around the Muppets Take Manhattan. But now she is just depressing and awful. Especially because she keeps trying to take on Jennifer Lawrence and she is America’s damned sweetheart and no one should say anything bad about her ever. Darn it.
Joan told PageSix: ‘My New Year’s resolution is [ensuring] Jennifer Lawrence grows up and realizes how lucky she is and calms down.’
Yeah, God forbid Jennifer be against people making fun of others on television. GEEZ. THE NERVE.
‘I love that she’s telling everyone how wrong it is to worry about retouching and body image, and meanwhile, she has been touched up more than a choir boy at the Vatican.’
‘Look at her posters. She doesn’t have a nose, she has two holes. She just has to learn, don’t talk if you’re doing it.’
I’m pretty sure she doesn’t photoshop herself, Joan.
‘She’s an amazing actress, she’s the next Meryl Streep.’ she told them.
At least she can acknowledge talent when she sees it. Which must be difficult because she no longer has any. BURN.