Human Barbie and Ken Have Some Issues


Human Ken, otherwise known as Justin Jedlica, doesn’t really like Human Barbie, otherwise known as Valeria Lukyanova. He thinks she is basically a drag queen, because unlike him she says she’s only had one surgery to alter her appearance and the rest is makeup.

“We met at a photo shoot. She’s a cute girl,” Jedlica told GQ before adding, “I don’t really get her. I don’t get why people think she’s so interesting. She has extensions. She wears stage makeup. She’s an illusionist.”

“Valeria presents herself as a real-life Barbie doll, but she is nothing more than an illusion who dresses like a drag queen,” he reportedly said. “Unlike me, who has spent nearly $150,000 permanently transforming myself into a human Ken doll, Valeria just plays dress up. But as soon as you wipe away all that makeup, she’s just a plain Jane and there’s absolutely nothing special about her.”

“Valeria has been my arch-nemesis ever since we met each other earlier this year, and by dressing up like her twin, I wanted to prove that anyone can look like Barbie, even Ken!”

Geez. You would think that at the very least Human Barbie and Ken would get along, but I guess nothing gold can stay. Especially after spending a quarter of a million dollars on altering your body with surgeries and implants. So those are Ken’s issues. Barbie has her very own set! She thinks she is not from this planet, and is working to exist on air alone. Sounds legit. Also, she is a massive racist.

“It’s unacceptable to me,” she explained. “The very idea of children brings out this deep revulsion in me…I’d rather die from torture because the worst thing in the world is to have a family lifestyle.”

Oh, but that’s not all—Lukyanova also bashed people of mixed races, calling them a “degeneration” of beauty. “For example, a Russian marries an Armenian, they have a kid, a cute girl, but she has her dad’s nose. She goes and files it down a little, and it’s all good. Ethnicities are mixing now, so there’s degeneration, and it didn’t used to be like that.”

At least the thought of having children makes her ill, she won’t pass on her ideas to any unsuspecting innocent. Here is what I think. Maybe she should go live in a hole away from the rest of us. That’s my 2 cents.



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