That is something you do not see everyday. Obviously Depp was joking (unfortunately) and he was actually ‘ill’ (which probably means hungover) but it was a funny joke anyway.
“I was attacked yesterday morning by a very rarely seen or experienced animal called ‘chupacabra,’” Depp explained. “I fought with it for hours. They’re very persistent, very mean. And I’m pretty sure it came into my suitcase. I threw him off the 23rd floor. So we’ll never see him again. Thank you for understanding.”
Harrowing. Unfortunately it sounds like this response was funnier than the entirety of his new flick ‘Mortdecai’. Oooh BURN!