If you pay attention to these things, then you know the Met Gala is like the Oscar’s of fashion. And it’s always a shitshow and I love it with the fire of a 1000 suns. This years theme was China- so you knew things were gonna get culturally inappropriate! Let the fun begin, amirite? Here’s my fav looks of the night for many reasons. Insanity, bright colors, crazy cuts, huge trains, you name it we got it.
Rihanna’s long cape has been raked over the internet’s coals, with many memes of pizza. Truly magical.
Kim’s look this year far surpasses her look of maternity past when she resembled that of your grandmother’s couch.
Kerry Washington’s pink and green made my life. I just love her.
FKA Twigs wore a crazy dress that only she could pull off. Yes, there is a penis on her hip. Rob Pattinson isn’t lookin’ so bad himself.
Beyonce is basically naked aside from some strategically placed jewels, very Britney Spears in the ‘Toxic’ era. But also… damn girl.
SOLANGE. Her dress is everything. This is what a costume ball is all about folks. I just want to see it up close and touch it. How does it work?? How does she sit?? I need to know.
GAGA. She’s always perfect, and this type of event was made for her. So, end of story.