So, Tiger Woods Probably Cheated On Lindsey Vonn

Are we surprised? If you are surprised by this news, I have this bridge I would like to sell you…

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‘He had a relapse in the sex department,’ a close friend reveals to Daily Mail Online. ‘Lindsey found out about women again. Always while he’s on the road. Just like when he was with Elin.’

It was after Tiger was eliminated from the San Diego-based Farmer’s Insurance Classic in February, somewhere near his old stomping grounds in Southern California,that Tiger had a one night stand, the friend divulged.

Not much of a friend if you’re running to the press with rumors, but okay. This is not that far out of the realm of possibility, and it would make sense since everything seemed fine and dandy just a few weeks before their sudden split. At least Tiger can breathe easy, she didn’t attack his vehicle with a golf club.

More explaining away his cheatin’ heart:

‘He withdrew from Farmer’s. You have to understand, while it’s not right, it’s not really wrong either. Tiger isn’t married. He doesn’t really drink or do drugs. So what else does he have when he can’t afford to lose again? He is allowed to find some relief.

‘Most men would drink over such losses.Tiger has sex over it. Usually with local hookers whom he pays exorbitant amounts to, probably so they will want repeat business and won’t tell.’

‘Yes, Tiger cheated again. But it wasn’t with anyone special. He really wanted Lindsey to be the one. But he blew it again. He can’t help himself. He’s got an addiction. He relapsed,’ says the friend.

‘Knowing Tiger, he doesn’t even see it as cheating because there’s no romance or feeling there. It’s just a stress reliever, like a high-ball or two after a bad day.’

Oh well, in that case, why didn’t you just say that! I didn’t know that having sex with someone who isn’t your partner could be considered the equivalent of a drink at the end of a rough day. The more you know.

DM

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