So, that was smart. Thankfully their marriage was VERY short and he has hired Laura Wasser, Hollywood’s number UNO divorce attorney, so he will probably get out of this more or less un scathed.
“Given the brevity of this marriage and the most recent and tragic loss of his mother, Johnny will not respond to any of the salacious false stories, gossip, misinformation and lies about his personal life,” his rep tells Us in a statement on Thursday, May 26. “Hopefully the dissolution of this short marriage will be resolved quickly.”
Vanessa Paradis is somewhere in France laughing her head off and drinking champagne.