Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris Are Done?!

Another one bites the dust. Reports are saying that Taylor and Calvin have gone their separate ways amicably. (I can’t imagine any breakup involving Taylor Swift as amicable.)

The singer, 26, and the DJ, 32, have broken up, multiple sources confirm exclusively to PEOPLE.
“There was no drama. Things just don’t work out sometimes,” says an insider.
In March, the pair celebrated their one-year anniversary with a tropical getaway.

Harris – who was briefly hospitalized on May 20 after a car accident – arrived back in L.A. on Tuesday after a short trip to the U.K.

So far there has not been any ‘official’ statement from either side, but I will be waiting not so patiently for BREAKING NEWS.

Gwen Wants To Marry Blake And Have a Million Little Shelton Spawn

A ‘family source’ (loose lips much?) has said Gwen Stefani is itching to marry Blake Shelton and get to babymaking like, yesterday.

The former co-mentors on NBC’s The Voice, who began dating last October, “talk openly about their future together,” says a Stefani family source. “They say things like, ‘When we get married . . .’ all the time.” Married with children, that is: The 46-year-old mom of Kingston, 10, Zuma, 7, and Apollo, 2 (with ex-husband Gavin Rossdale) “is totally smitten and wants to have a baby with Blake,” says a Stefani friend. “Gwen is trying to get pregnant.”

The “Make Me Like You” singer, on the other hand, hopes to see his wish fulfilled. “Gwen says she wants to give Blake his own kid,” says the Stefani friend, adding that the mom of three boys has her own motivation: “She wants a girl!”

Aw, she wants to gift him with an infant.  Will she run away then? Or will she stay and help take care of the bairn? What do you think, are they well on their way to holy matrimony?

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Stacey Dash Wants Trans People To ‘Pee In The Bushes’

What happened to you, Dionne from ‘Clueless’?!? How can you be consumed with so much stupidity and hate?!

“It’s tyranny by the minority. Why do I have to suffer because you can’t decide what you wanna be that day?” Dash complained in an interview with Entertainment Tonight on Wednesday, June 1. “It’s your body! So, it’s your decision, right? We all make choices,” she said, insinuating that being transgender is a choice people make.

“OK, then go in the bushes. I don’t know what to tell you, but I’m not gonna put my child’s life at risk because you want to change a law,” said Dash, who is the mother of 24-year-old son Austin and 13-year-old daughter Lola. “So that you can be comfortable with your beliefs — which means I have to change my beliefs and my rights? No.”

Wait, what? This whole bathroom argument just steams me. Do you spend your time looking at people’s genitals as they walk into a restroom? You do? Then you need psychiatric help. Who the hell cares?! All anyone wants to do in there is pee.

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Amber Heard Appears In Court Bruised, Gets Her Restraining Order Against Depp

Oh damn. This is not good at all. Amber and her lawyer, Samantha Spector, were at court today getting her restraining order against her husband Johnny Depp. She brought with her pictures of her bruised face which she said was cause by Depp hitting her in the face with an iPhone. This happened Saturday. He fled before police arrived. She looks broken in spirit. This is really sad. I’m only posting these photos of her injured face, because what has happened to her is NOT COOL. People, like myself (I’m being real) thought this was silly and stuff, such a short marriage, gold digger, etc. But this is evidence of some pretty scary shit going down behind closed doors. I’m glad she’s getting out of there.

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Mark Salling Of Glee Is Facing Federal Indictment On Child Porn Charges

Lovely. This is pretty disgusting. Mark Salling, who played Puck on ‘Glee’ was arrested back in December when he was reported for having child pornography on his property. He and his family put up the 20,000 $ bail and now comes the indictment.

Mark Salling is about to face off against the feds. The Glee actor, 33, will be hit with a federal indictment from the U.S. Attorney’s Office for charges related to child pornography, a rep for the U.S. Attorney’s Office confirms to Us Weekly.

Salling was arrested back in December after a concerned citizen alerted the Internet Crimes Against Children LAPD task force that the actor had an extensive collection of child pornography.

The ICAC task force then obtained a search warrant and found thousands of images in his Sunland, California, home.

That is just gross and I hope they throw the book at his ugly face.

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And Now Amber Heard Has Filed a Restraining Order Against Johnny Depp

So this is obviously not going well. This is not a conscious uncoupling situation.

Amber Heard has filed a domestic violence restraining order against Johnny Depp, a source tells PEOPLE.
The restraining order comes less than a week after the actress filed for divorce.
Reps for Depp and Heard did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

What is happening?! Domestic abuse is nothing to joke about so I am very much hoping there is some massive misunderstanding somehow. I don’t want to hate Johnny, but if he is being abusive…that ain’t cool AT ALL.

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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Split With No Pre Nup

So, that was smart. Thankfully their marriage was VERY short and he has hired Laura Wasser, Hollywood’s number UNO divorce attorney, so he will probably get out of this more or less un scathed.

“Given the brevity of this marriage and the most recent and tragic loss of his mother, Johnny will not respond to any of the salacious false stories, gossip, misinformation and lies about his personal life,” his rep tells Us in a statement on Thursday, May 26. “Hopefully the dissolution of this short marriage will be resolved quickly.”

Vanessa Paradis is somewhere in France laughing her head off and drinking champagne.

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CBS Has Ordered Some Interesting Series’ For Fall

 

And by interesting I mean WHAT THE FUDGE? What the HAM SANDWICH?! Um.. Michael Weatherly is leaving NCIS (his last episode airs this coming Tuesday night) and he now is now starring in the upcoming ‘Bull’. Okay. Sounds innocuous. Oh but wait!! It’s based on DR PHIL. Yeah. THAT Dr Phil.

Weatherly, who ends his 13-season run on TV’s No. 1 drama this month, stars in Bull as Dr. Phil McGraw (yes, that one) as the series follows his early career as head of one of the most prolific trial consulting services of all time.
From House’s Paul Attanasio, the CBS Television Studios drama is exec produced by McGraw and his Stage 29 Productions topper/son, Jay McGraw. Amblin’s Justin Falvey and Daryl Frank also exec produce the drama, co-starring Freddy Rodriguez, Christopher Jackson (Hamilton), Geneva Carr and Jaime Lee Kirchner

What?? I don’t… I can’t..

We’ve also got a remake of ‘Training Day’. My mother hated the film, she hated that her beloved Denzel Washington played an abusive psychopath. Now she can enjoy that type of storytelling weekly!

Training Day is described as a reimagining that begins 15 years after the 2001 film left off, the reboot centers on an idealistic young African-American police officer (Justin Cornwell) who is appointed to an elite squad of the LAPD where he is partnered with a seasoned, morally ambiguous detective (Bill Paxton in his broadcast series regular debut).

The drama is written by former LAPD detective Will Beall (Castle, Gangster Squad). Antoine Fuqua, who directed the feature film, executive produces the drama alongside Warner Bros. Television-based Jerry Bruckheimer TV’s Bruckheimer, Jonathan Littman and KristieAnne Reed. Fuqua’s Fuqua Films is also attached. Warner Bros. Pictures produced the original feature alongside Village Roadshow Pictures. Danny Cannon will also exec produce and directed the pilot. Katrina Law, Drew Van Acker, Lex Scott Davis and Julie Benz co-star. Sources stress that while not a co-production, CBS Television Studios has an ownership interest in the drama, a big deal given WBTV’s unwillingness to share in the financials.

Sounds uplifting and not at all stressful. We’ve also got a MacGyver reboot to look forward too.

A reimagining of the television series of the same name, the new MacGyver follows a 20-something MacGyver (X-Men: Apocalypse‘s Lucas Till) as he gets recruited into a clandestine organization where he uses his knack for solving problems in unconventional ways to help prevent disasters from happening.

A high priority for CBS Television Studios — which produced the original — the drama was originally written by R. Scott Gemmill (NCIS: L.A.) but ultimately picked up to pilot with new writers Paul Downs Colaizzo (CBS pilot LFE from last season) and Brett Mahoney (Code Black) — though the network may be tossing out that script for a new one as the duo’s future with the series remains in question as Hawaii Five-0’s Peter Lenkov has boarded the drama. Henry Winkler, who executive produced the original series, is on board to serve in the same capacity alongside Michael Clear, head of production at James Wan’s Atomic Monster. Wan (Aquaman, Mortal Kombat, Saw) will exec produce and segue into TV with the project.

Fall is going to be kind of weird on CBS.

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ABC Has Gone On A Cancelling Rampage

It’s been a blood bath, ladies and gents. They’re cutting shows right and left. Yesterday we found out ‘Nashville’ was not returning. Which is not entirely surprising. It’s been surviving on a faint death rattle for the last season. Today, the hatchet swung again taking ‘Castle’ (after ALL that casting drama..), ‘The Muppets’ (poor promo, too rushed of a season, lost potential), ‘Galavant’ (even they were surprised they were brought back for season 2) ‘Agent Carter’ (people are TICKED), the freshman drama ‘The Family’ (eh) all in time for next weeks Upfronts. They’ll show us what they have in store for the fall season.

There will be more cancellations to come…

Jenny Slate Is Dating Chris Evans!

As one blogger mentioned, Marcel the Shell is dating Captain America!!

The actress/comedian and the Captain America: Civil War actor, both 34, star together in the upcoming drama Gifted. A source tells Us that the pair went on a double date with Evans’ brother, Scott Evans, at Hollywood eatery Magnolia back in March.

Last month, the twosome also appeared on Anna Faris‘ “Unqualified” podcast in a joint interview. “I didn’t know what to expect when I met Chris. I was a little scared because I kind of felt like, Well, I don’t know him. He’s a giant man with huge muscles and he’s Captain America. How could we ever connect?” Slate said at the time. “[But the] first night that we hung out, I was like, Wow, I could hang out with Chris for, like, 90 hours.”

Evans appeared to share the same sentiment. “Oddly enough, I’ve only known Jenny for a few months, which is insane to say because we’re like the same animal.”

Um, I’m like squeeing with this news. Like squirming in my chair giggling. HOW ADORABLE IS THIS?! I mean, obviously the timing isn’t like, super perfect because it is kinda fishy how she literally just split with her husband, but okay. It’s Captain America.

US Weekly