Snoop Dogg Smoked Weed In The White House


Least shocking thing ever.  Snoop was on Jimmy Kimmel’s show and Kimmel went ahead and asked him about his smoking habits, and if he had ever smoked up in the President’s house. Of course the answer is yes. How could it not be yes?!

The rapper, who was last at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in December for the Kennedy Center Honors Reception, admitted, “In the bathroom. Not in the White House but in the bathroom.”

“I said, ‘May I use the bathroom for a second?’ And [Secret Service said], ‘What are you gonna do, number one or number two?’” Snoop recounted. “I said, ‘Number two’… So I said, ‘Look, when I do the number two, I usually, you know, have a cigarette or light something to get the aroma right.’ And they said, ‘Well, you know what? You can light a piece of napkin.’”

“I said, ‘I’ll do that.’ And the napkin was this,” Snoop concluded, then proceeding to smoke a rolled joint.

Okay. Why did Secret Service need to know exactly HOW he was going to use the restroom facilities?! Is this something that is common there? Do they ask everyone this question? Do they keep track? I am fascinated by this. I need answers!!


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Lana Del Ray Is Trolling All Of Us


Lana is  interviewed in the new issue of Complex magazine, and the main takeaway she gives us is that she has slept around a lot. Yay!

While addressing her track, “F—ed My Way Up to the Top,” Del Rey, 29, said that unlike the self-explanatory title, her reality was a different scenario. “It’s commentary, like, ‘I know what you think of me,’ and I’m alluding to that,” the Ultraviolence singer mused. “You know, I have slept with a lot of guys in the industry, but none of them helped me get my record deals. Which is annoying.”

Well, that’s unfortunate. What’s the point if you can’t further your career.

“I am a little f—ed up. This whole experience has f—ed me up,” Del Rey told Complex about grappling with depression. “I don’t feel like things have gone well. It’s not the way I would have chosen them to go. So it’s not like I feel everything’s turned around and it’s great.”

On what she now looks for in a relationship, Del Rey explained: “I like a physical love. I like a hands-on love… How can I say this without getting into too much trouble? I like a tangible, passionate love. For me, if it isn’t physical, I’m not interested.”

Maybe this girl needs some therapy, ya think? Not about the physical love stuff, but, she doesn’t feel like things have gone well for her?? I don’t get it.


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Zoe Saldana Is Pregnant! (Says a Source)

She and her husband Marco Perego are expecting their first wee baby! That kid is going to have fantastic hair.


“Zoe is about three months pregnant,” the insider tells Us of the Guardians of the Galaxy actress, 36. “But she will only announce the news when she’s ready.”

Another insider says she and Italian artist Perego, 35, can’t wait to be parents. “Zoe has always wanted a big family,” the second source says, “and Marco’s on board too!”

I want to know who these sources are. If they’re friends of hers, she needs to find new friends. Anyways, congrats to the happy little coiffed family.


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Naya Rivera Got Married To Ryan Dorsey

Well, that was fast. Last thing I heard was she was engaged to someone named Big Sean. Now she is married to someone named Ryan Dorsey. Girl moves fast.


“We feel truly blessed to be joined as husband and wife,” the couple told PEOPLE exclusively. “Our special day was fated and everything we could have ever asked for.”

These two have apparently been friends since Dorsey moved to LA 4 years ago, so, their romance blossomed (quickly) when she broke it off with Big Sean. They had a small ceremony in front of family in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. And of course Naya looked beautiful.


I hope that since they were friends for so long before this that they can make it work.


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Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed Are a Thing Now

Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder

Dang it. They look happy, too.

US Weekly is saying that these two are officially dating and have been showing some heavy PDA around town. (collective sigh).

The new couple was spotted out together all weekend, first jogging side-by-side in Los Angeles on Saturday, July 19, then cuddling at the Studio City Farmer’s Market on Sunday, July 20. Somerhalder kept his arms around Reed, kissing her on the cheek several times. 

Nikki is also friends with Ian’s ex, Nina Dobrev. They’re keeping things close I guess.

Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed

I’ll be over here, drying my tears and wishing for Vampire Diaries.

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Sofia Vergara and Alcide From True Blood Are Prettier Than Everyone

Makes me wanna puke. Not really. But dammit they are gorgeous.


I mean, it’s not fair.


For anyone. And darn it she looks happier than she ever did with that creeper she was engaged too.


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Sandra Bullock Came Face To Face With Stalker Inside Her Home


This is absolutely terrifying.

Bullock, 49, heard a loud banging inside her $16 million mansion, early Sunday, June 8, according to the documents. The Blind Side actress went to close and lock her bedroom door, when she came into direct contact with Corbett, who was standing in the hallway wearing dark garb.

Bullock immediately slammed the door shut, locked it, and called 911. The warrant also reveals that the star had showered before heading to bed, which meant Corbett could have been standing within her vicinity the entire time.

Once police arrived, Corbett allegedly screamed outside her door, “Sandy, I’m sorry. Please don’t press charges.”

The warrant disturbingly reveals that 39-year-old Corbett carried a notebook splayed with cut-out images of Bullock alongside handwritten notes—one claiming, “I will forever be thinking of you and Louie, my son, as you are my wife by law, the law of God and you belong to me and me to you.” (Louis is Bullock’s 4-year-old son.)

D.A. office spokesperson Greg Risling confirmed to Us Weekly in June that Bullock “was inside” her home when the break-in occurred. A source said Louis was with a nanny, although it remains unclear whether her child was on the premises during the invasion.

Oh my God. That is scary. What a psychopath. Apparently now Sandra has hired around the clock security (I don’t blame her one bit) and she was understandably freaked out about the whole thing. I mean, who wouldn’t be?! The dude was charged with burglary, stalking and 19 felony counts for owning an arsenal of weapons. Wow.

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Nick and Vanessa Lachey Are Expecting Baby Number 2!


So they’re expecting a girl! That’s adorable.

Lachey announced the news of the pregnancy on Twitter on Tuesday, July 15. He shared a photo on the beach with “It’s a girl” written in the sand, and captioned the shot, “Can’t think of a better way to celebrate 3 years of marriage to my beautiful @VanessaLachey than this! #family.” The television personality, 33, gave birth to her first child, son Camden John, in September 2012 and wed Lachey, now 40, in July 2011.

Happy news.  Congrats to the happy little family.


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Jeff Goldblum, 61, Is Engaged To a 31 Year Old

Whatever floats your boat. Age ain’t nothing but a number. And they’re pretty darn cute together.


Emilie Livingston is a contortionist, aerialist and actress who is obviously totes in love with Jeff Goldblum (The Fly).

“Jul 8 he proposed @ our fave #okstore,” she tweeted with a photo of herself and the Mortdecai actor embracing. “I was taken over by tears of joy n ecstasy! We picked the ring 2gether #inlove.”

You know when you speak of your love in hashtags, it’s official.



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George Clooney Does Not Accept Apology From Daily Mail Over Fake Story


Daily Mail isn’t known for being the most reliable news source in the world, and many of us know they routinely just make up stories and gossip out of thin air. George does not like being lied about. Earlier this week they published a story about his fiancee’s mom not approving of their upcoming nuptials due to religious reasons, and Georgey boy is pissed off.

“There is one constant when a person or company is caught doing something wrong. The coverup is always worse,” Clooney, 52, wrote in his column. “In this case, the Daily Mail has printed an apology for insinuating religious tensions where there are none.”

“The MailOnline story was not a fabrication but supplied in good faith by a reputable and trusted freelance journalist,” managing editor Charles Garside said. “She based her story on conversations with a long standing contact who has strong connections with senior members of the Lebanese community in the U.K. and the Druze in Beirut.”

Clooney’s op-ed says “none of that is true,” however. “The original story never cites that source, but instead goes out of its way to insist on four different occasions that ‘a family friend’ spoke directly to the Mail,” he wrote. “So either they were lying originally or they’re lying now.”

(I am going to say, probably both)

“Furthermore, they knew ahead of time that they were lying,” he continued. “In an article dated April 28, 2014, reporter Richard Spillett writes in the Mail that ‘Ramzi, (Amal’s father), married outside the Druze faith,’ and a family friend said that ‘Baria, (Amal’s mom), is not Druze.’ The Mail knew the story in question was false and printed it anyway.”

“What separates this from all the ridiculous things the Mail makes up is that now, by their own admission, it can be proved to be a lie. In fact, a premeditated lie,” Clooney wrote.

“So I thank the Mail for its apology,” he continued. “Not that I would ever accept it, but because in doing so they’ve exposed themselves as the worst kind of tabloid. One that makes up its facts to the detriment of its readers and to all the publications that blindly reprint them.”

SO! George hates them and totally called them out on their bullshit. It’s probably not going to do much good though, they’ll just keep making things up. It’s the business.


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