OMG Pictures From Brangelina’s Wedding


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Both People and HELLO magazines have features this week on Brangelina’s wedding, and here are the first photos. I cannot wait til Wed. when the issue will arrive at my house!

Each child had a key role to play: Eldest sons Maddox, 13, and Pax, 10, walked their mom down the aisle; flower girls Zahara, 9, and Vivienne, 6, tossed petals gathered from the garden; and Shiloh, 8, and Knox, 6, served as ring bearers. The kids also helped write their parents’ vows. And Pax baked the cake!
“It was important to us that the day was relaxed and full of laughter,” Pitt, 50, and Jolie, 39, tell PEOPLE. “It was such a special day to share with our children and a very happy time for our family.”

Even Jolie’s dress was an expression of her kids’ creativity: Luigi Massi, the master tailor at Atelier Versace, sewed dozens of designs from her children’s drawings into the dress and veil.
“Luigi is like family to me and I couldn’t imagine anyone else making this dress,” says Jolie. “He knows and cares for the children and it was great fun putting it together.”
Pitt wore a suit from his closet – with a tie borrowed from one of his sons because Pitt forgot to pack his. Zahara’s dress was designed by family friend Adama Kebe. Maddox, Pax, Shiloh, and Knox wore black suits (Shiloh’s included shorts and a top hat), and Vivienne wore a white dress from her closet. Jeweler Robert Procop, who designed Jolie’s
engagement ring, created the couple’s wedding bands.

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OMG Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Got Married Saturday!


A spokesperson has confirmed the news to AP!

BREAKING: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were married Saturday in France, says a spokesman for the couple.

ACK! I can’t believe they finally did it. Awesome! I cannot wait til we see some photos (PLEASE release some photos. PLEASE.) I will post more when more details become public. PLEASE MORE DETAILS.


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Justin Bieber Compares Himself To Princess Diana


I mean, c’mon. BIEBS. Really? Waste of space Justin Bieber was involved in yet another driving altercation with paparazzi in LA. He noticed them following him in a prius, so decided the best course of action was to slam on his brakes, effectively ‘brake checking’ the guy, which cause him to ram into Bieber’s red overpriced Ferrari. No injuries were reported and Justin took to twitter to lament on the current situation…

There should be laws against what I just experienced. We should have learned from the death of Princess Diana…

What Princess Diana went through on a daily basis is only about a million times worse than what pathetic Bieber has to deal with. He’s such a whiny brat. Maybe he should quit getting involved in altercations (like, at Dave and Busters for instance) and acting like a petulant teenager.


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Am I the Only One Who Liked Lena Dunham’s Emmy Dress?


No, this is not something that Julia Louis Dreyfuss would wear, and I think that is why I love it. Aside from the varying shades of pink, which is my favorite color (because I’m 12), I love the tulle ruffles, and the hair and makeup. It all works for me, and it keeps with her trend of doing whatever the hell she wants and haters be damned. You go, Lena Dunham. I would happily rock this look if I had anywhere to go.

The more I stare at these photos, the more I love this whole dang look.


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Derek Hough Swings Sofia Vergara Around the Emmy HBO After Party Dance Floor

Who doesn’t want to be swung around by Derek Hough in a dance?! It’s on my bucket list.



She looks like she is having the damn time of her life. Can’t fault the girl for that. She did find some time to pose with her Modern Family co-star, Sarah Hyland, too.



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The Internet Is Drooling Over True Detective Director Cary Fukunaga


Oh. Hello, there. Nice to see you. Can you out of that suit jacket? It seems rather restraining… OH!. Anyways. Ahem.

Cary accepted his award last night during the Emmys and the internet went crazy with thirst.

Twitter appreciation for hunky Fukunaga’s acceptance speech started pouring in minutes after his appearance on the Emmys stage.

“I am ROLLING at the Cary Fukunaga thirst on my timeline. We are all in this together,” wrote one enamored fan via Twitter.

“Cary Fukunaga thirst all over my TL like whoa,” added another Emmys watcher.

He apparently dated Michelle Williams for a minute back in 2011. He’s not helping us with shit like this, though:

Speaking in the past of his romantic prowess, Fukunaga revealed, “I’ve written immense love letters that are supposed to be opened over days at a time. I used to always make art for girls. That was the thing I did for girls to like me. I did portraits, drawings, letters that formed outlines of significant things in our relationship. Art. I just used art in general. It usually worked.”

Everyone is swooning. SWOONING.


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Sarah Hyland and Boyfriend of 5 years, Matt Prokop, Split


Wow. These two met auditioning for High School Musical 3 (haha) and then ended up starring in Disney Channel’s Geek Charming together (that must have done well). They live together and share parental rights over their dog, Barkley Bixby. A maltipoo. Won’t someone think of the CHILDREN!??!

Anyway, break ups suck, so. Not gonna snark on that.

“Sarah’s doing fine. It didn’t work out,” a source tells Us. “She’s young. They decided they would be better off as friends.”

Yeah, I’m sure they’ll be real close friends after all this. Breaking up after living together for 5 years always is the great foundation for a fantastic friendship.


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2014 Emmy Winners!


Predictable, except for Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberbatch for Sherlock! Yes!! More people need to watch that show. Also… Normal Heart needed to win some acting awards. That movie made me cry BUCKETS. So it should have received more love than it did last night. Breaking Bad won basically everything, so, now that it’s over, who’s going to be the big winner next time? HOPEFULLY it will Game of Thrones, because, that is just a tragedy. SO many nominations and they end up empty handed. Who is voting on this shit?

Drama Series
Breaking Bad
Downton Abbey
Game of Thrones
House of Cards
Mad Men
True Detective

Comedy Series
The Big Bang Theory
Modern Family
Orange Is the New Black
Silicon Valley

Lead Actor in a Drama
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Jeff Daniels, The Newsroom
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Woody Harrelson, True Detective
Matthew McConaughey, True Detective
Kevin Spacey, House of Cards

Lead Actor in a Miniseries or Movie
Chiwetel Ejiofor, Dancing on the Edge
Martin Freeman, Fargo
Billy Bob Thornton, Fargo
Idris Elba, Luther
Mark Ruffalo, The Normal Heart
Benedict Cumberbatch, Sherlock: His Last Vow

Lead Actress in a Drama
Michelle Dockery, Downton Abbey
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Claire Danes, Homeland
Robin Wright, House of Cards
Lizzy Caplan, Masters of Sex
Kerry Washington, Scandal

Lead Actress in a Miniseries or Movie
Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Coven
Sarah Paulson, American Horror Story: Coven
Helena Bonham Carter, Burton and Taylor
Minnie Driver, Return to Zero
Kristen Wiig, The Spoils of Babylon
Cicely Tyson, The Trip to Bountiful

Lead Actor in a Comedy
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory
Ricky Gervais, Derek
Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
Don Cheadle, House of Lies
Louis C.K., Louie
William H. Macy, Shameless

Lead Actress in a Comedy
Lena Dunham, Girls
Melissa McCarthy, Mike & Molly
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Taylor Schilling, Orange Is the New Black
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep

Reality Competition Program
The Amazing Race
Dancing With the Stars
Project Runway
So You Think You Can Dance
Top Chef
The Voice

Variety Series
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Real Time With Bill Maher
Saturday Night Live
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon


American Horror Story: Coven
Bonnie & Clyde
The White Queen

Television Movie
Killing Kennedy
Muhammad Ali’s Greatest Fight
The Normal Heart
Sherlock: His Last Vow
The Trip to Bountiful

Supporting Actor in a Drama
Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad
Jim Carter, Downton Abbey
Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones
Josh Charles, The Good Wife
Mandy Patinkin, Homeland
Jon Voight, Ray Donovan

Supporting Actress in a Drama
Anna Gunn, Breaking Bad
Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey
Joanne Froggatt, Downton Abbey
Lena Headey, Game of Thrones
Christine Baranski, The Good Wife
Christina Hendricks, Mad Men

Guest Actor in a Drama
Paul Giamatti, Downton Abbey
Dylan Baker, The Good Wife
Reg E. Cathey, House of Cards
Robert Morse, Mad Men
Beau Bridges, Masters of Sex
Joe Morton, Scandal

Guest Actress in a Drama
Margo Martindale, The Americans
Diana Rigg, Game of Thrones
Kate Mara, House of Cards
Allison Janney, Masters of Sex
Jane Fonda, The Newsroom
Kate Burton, Scandal

Writing for a Drama
Moira Walley-Beckett, Breaking Bad
Vince Gilligan, Breaking Bad
David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, Game of Thrones
Beau Willimon, House of Cards
Nic Pizzolatto, True Detective

Directing for a Drama
Tim Van Patten, Boardwalk Empire
Vince Gilligan, Breaking Bad
David Evans, Downton Abbey
Neil Marshall, Game of Thrones
Carl Franklin, House of Cards
Cary Joji Fukunaga, True Detective

Supporting Actor in a Comedy
Andre Braugher, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Adam Driver, Girls
Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Modern Family
Ty Burrell, Modern Family
Fred Armisen, Portlandia
Tony Hale, Veep

Supporting Actress in a Comedy
Mayim Bialik, The Big Bang Theory
Julie Bowen, Modern Family
Allison Janney, Mom
Kate Mulgrew, Orange Is the New Black
Kate McKinnon, Saturday Night Live
Anna Chlumsky, Veep

Guest Actor in a Comedy
Bob Newhart, The Big Bang Theory
Nathan Lane, Modern Family
Steve Buscemi, Portlandia
Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live
Louis C.K., Saturday Night Live
Gary Cole, Veep

Guest Actress in a Comedy
Natasha Lyonne, Orange Is the New Black
Uzo Aduba, Orange Is the New Black
Laverne Cox, Orange Is the New Black
Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live
Melissa McCarthy, Saturday Night Live
Joan Cusack, Shameless

Writing for a Comedy
David Crane and Jeffrey Klarik, Episodes
Louis C.K., Louie
Liz Friedman and Jenji Kohan, Orange Is the New Black
Alec Berg, Silicon Valley
Simon Blackwell, Tony Roche, and Armando Iannucci, Veep

Directing for a Comedy
Iain B. MacDonald, Episodes
Paris Barclay, Glee
Louis C.K., Louie
Gail Mancuso, Modern Family
Jodie Foster, Orange Is the New Black
Mike Judge, Silicon Valley

Supporting Actor in a Miniseries or Movie
Colin Hanks, Fargo
Jim Parsons, The Normal Heart
Joe Mantello, The Normal Heart
Alfred Molina, The Normal Heart
Matt Bomer, The Normal Heart
Martin Freeman, Sherlock: His Last Vow

Supporting Actress in a Miniseries or Movie
Frances Conroy, American Horror Story: Coven
Kathy Bates, American Horror Story: Coven
Angela Bassett, American Horror Story: Coven
Allison Tolman, Fargo
Ellen Burstyn, Flowers in the Attic
Julia Roberts, The Normal Heart

Writing for a Miniseries, Movie, or Dramatic Special
Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk, American Horror Story: Coven
Noah Hawley, Fargo
Neil Cross, Luther
Larry Kramer, The Normal Heart
Steven Moffat, Sherlock: His Last Vow
David Simon and Eric Overmyer, Treme

Directing for a Miniseries, Movie, or Dramatic Special
Alfonso Gomez-Rejon, American Horror Story: Coven
Adam Bernstein, Fargo
Colin Bucksey, Fargo
Stephen Frears, Muhammad Ali’s Greatest Fight
Ryan Murphy, The Normal Heart
Nick Hurran, Sherlock: His Last Vow

Variety Special
AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Mel Brooks
The Beatles: The Night That Changed America
Best of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Primetime Special
Billy Crystal: 700 Sundays
The Kennedy Center Honors
Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles

Writing for a Variety Series
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Inside Amy Schumer
Key & Peele
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Writing for a Variety Special
The Beatles: The Night That Changed America
Billy Crystal: 700 Sundays
The 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards
Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles
67th Annual Tony Awards

Directing for a Variety Series
James Hoskinson, The Colbert Report
Chuck O’Neil, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Jonathan Krisel, Portlandia
Don Roy King, Saturday Night Live
Dave Diomedi, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Directing for a Variety Special
Gregg Gelfand, The Beatles: The Night That Changed America
Louis J. Horvitz, The Kennedy Center Honors
Hamish Hamilton, The Oscars
James Lapine, Six by Sondheim
Beth McCarthy Miller and Rob Ashford, The Sound of Music Live!
Glenn Weiss, 67th Annual Tony Awards

Special Class Program
The 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards
The Oscars
Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games Opening Ceremony
The Sound of Music Live!
67th Annual Tony Awards

Short-Format Live-Action Entertainment Program
Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: President Barack Obama
Childrens Hospital
Parks and Rec in Europe
The Soup: True Detective
Super Bowl XLVIII Halftime Show Starring Bruno Mars

Short-Format Nonfiction Program
Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee
COSMOS: A National Geographic Deeper Dive
I Was There: Boston Marathon Bombings
Jay Leno’s Garage
Park Bench With Steve Buscemi
30 for 30 Shorts

Interactive Program
Comedy Central’s @midnight
Game of Thrones Premiere – Facebook Live and Instagram
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Digital Experience
The Voice

Children’s Program
Dog With a Blog
Good Luck Charlie
Nick News With Linda Ellerbee – Family Secrets: When Violence Hits Home
One Last Hug: Three Days at Grief Camp
Wynton Marsalis – A YoungArts Masterclass

Host for a Reality or Reality-Competition Program
Betty White, Betty White’s Off Their Rockers
Tom Bergeron, Dancing With the Stars
Jane Lynch, Hollywood Game Night
Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn, Project Runway
Cat Deeley, So You Think You Can Dance
Anthony Bourdain, The Taste

Jeremy Irons, Game of Lions
Daniel Craig, One Life
Jane Lynch, Penguins: Waddle All the Way
Henry Strozier, Too Cute!
Whoopi Goldberg, Whoopi Goldberg Presents Moms Mabley

Structured Reality Program
Antiques Roadshow
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
Shark Tank
Undercover Boss
Who Do You Think You Are?

Unstructured Reality Program
Alaska: The Last Frontier
Deadliest Catch
Flipping Out
Million Dollar Listing New York
Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan

Documentary or Nonfiction Special
JFK (American Experience)
Paycheck to Paycheck: The Life and Times of Katrina Gilbert
Running From Crazy
The Sixties: The Assassination of President Kennedy
The Square
Whoopi Goldberg Presents Moms Mabley

Documentary or Nonfiction Series
American Masters
COSMOS: A SpaceTime Odyssey
Pioneers of Television
The World Wars
Years of Living Dangerously

Information Series or Special
Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown
Inside the Actors Studio
Through the Wormhole With Morgan Freeman
The Writers’ Room

Animated Program
Bob’s Burgers
South Park
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Manhattan Project


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Jodie Foster and Wife, Alexandra Hedison Looks Gorgeous At the Emmys


I was totally thrown off this year. First with the Emmy’s being on a Monday. That just felt weird. And taking place in August. Everything just feels off about it! I am used to my routines, I don’t like change, dang it. Anyway. It happened despite my anxieties and it had lots of funny moments but was pretty boring considering Modern Family and Breaking Bad won basically everything. Jodie Foster was up for Directing ‘Orange is the New Black’, but she lost out to Modern Family. Which is depressing. At least she and her lovely wife looked gorgeous for the event.


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Julianne Hough Is Dancing with the Stars’s 4th Judge


She’ll be joining Carrie, Bruno and Len at the judge’s table this upcoming season. Will be nice to have a newish face up there each week. (Thank god they didn’t choose that woman from Toddlers and Tiaras)

“I’m so excited to be back with my Dancing with the Stars family again on a regular basis,” the ex-girlfriend to Ryan Seacrest said in a release. “I’ve always aspired to be an all-around entertainer, whether I’m acting, dancing or singing, and I’m thrilled for this opportunity that will allow me to continue all of those pursuits.”

“Derek and I just finished our Move Live on Tour, which reminded me how much I miss the interaction with the dance fans that have been so supportive of me in my career,” she added of her brother Derek Hough, who has also competed as a pro on the show and is returning for season 19. “I am warming up the paddles and the sass, and I’m ready to have fun in this new role.”

Excited, because I am one of the dorks who still watches this each week every single season. Are you psyched?


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