Robert Pattinson Is Probably Maybe Dating FKA Twigs

She is a singer, just so you know.

So, here’s RPattz and his questionable facial hair (yup, still calling him that because he has stated publically he hates it and I am a jerk) and FKA Twigs holding hands and hanging out on Venice Beach. Exciting.

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I’m crying for K-Stew.

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So… Apparently Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton Were Never a Thing

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I feel like this is maybe a decade or 2 too late for this info… and maybe it’s a little more than I never needed to hear about 2 old people, but what the heck. Kenny Rogers has revealed to us all that he and Dolly Parton never slept together. There. I said it. Now try to get that out of your brain.

“We flirted with each other for 30 years, and it was much more electric,” explains Rogers in an interview with Dan Rather, airing Tuesday on AXS TV. “I think once you consummate a relationship like that, it loses something. And she and I both believe that theory, so we did some massive flirting in front of the nation, but there was never anything more than that.”

SO! Now we know, and now we don’t have to think about it ever ever again.

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Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett’s ‘Cheek To Cheek’ Is Out Now!

Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett’s new record is currently playing over my speakers, and so far it is beautiful! I love it! You can hate on Gaga’s outfits and antics as much as you want, but her voice is THE best in the pop music game. Seriously. This girl has pipes, and if you can’t see that, than I don’t know what to tell you because you’re tone deaf.

Here’s some photos of the duo performing in Belgium in anticipation of the record’s release.

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Mexican Government Wants Miley Cyrus Arrested For Debasing Mexican Flag

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She was in Monterey, Mexico on Sept 16th, performing for a large crowd of fans. Along with twerking and grinding and whatever the hell else goes on at these things, she had one of her dancers spank her with the Mexican flag. Not smart, Miley.

A Mexican state legislature has requested that the federal government slap Cyrus, 21, with a fine of $1,270, along with a sentence of 36 hours in jail, the AFP reported Thursday, Sept. 18.

A local lawmaker told Reuters that the Nuevo Leon state legislature has already approved Cyrus’ warrant for desecrating the Mexican flag, and has passed it along to the Interior Ministry.

According to Reuters, Mexican officials are extremely sensitive about the use of its national symbols. Back in 2008, Mexican singer Paulina Rubio was fined $4,000 for posing nude in a magazine, with only her country’s flag draped over her body.

They obviously take this very seriously as a country, so.. she should probably take it seriously as well. What an idiot.

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Alanis Morissette Cut Her Hair and Dyed It Blonde

What the hell!? She’s been in the public eye since my formative years, so this sudden hair change is breaking my angsty 13 year old heart.

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She says she needed a change. I get that. I do. I just already miss her long gorgeous dark hair so much! Ah well.. hair grows back.

“New hair. Girl needed to have a little fun;) ps—blondes are, in fact, treated differently. This is one of the many effects of work addiction recovery.:) #spontaneity #easybreezy #makeupforlosttime #healing”

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Ashley Tisdale Got Rustically Married To Christopher French

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So Rustic. You know there was muslin, and reclaimed wood chairs, and mason jars EVERYWHERE. People had to hunt for their own food and retrieve water from a near by babbling brook. (I am kidding.)

From using wooden farm tables covered with lace table runners to displaying soft garden roses at her reception, “it was the perfect intimate and elegant celebration that Ashley and Chris envisioned,” her wedding planner, Lisa Vorce, tells PEOPLE exclusively.
Taking place at a venue just outside of Santa Barbara, California, the gorgeous wedding was “inspired by all things rustic and romantic,” Vorce adds.

For her big day, the bride, 29, wore a white lace Monique Lhuillier creation while her husband, musician Christopher French, looked dapper in a John Varvatos tux.

It would have been REALLY rustic if she had just worn a burlap sack and got hitched on a pile of hay.

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7th Heaven Reunited! Without Ruthie, Because Who Really Cared About Ruthie, Anyhow?

Apparently the first time they’ve been able to get together in 8 years! That’s a long time. And whoa.. the years have not been kind to Simon Camden (David Gallagher).

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“1st time in 8 yrs Joy, laughs! Dave,Preg @beverleymitchel,me, @JessicaBiel,@realBarryWatson, Cath. No @mack_smack,” Stephen Collins tweeted.

Collins played Rev. Eric Camden on the WB series that dealt with the drama of raising seven children from adolescence to adulthood. He was joined on Tuesday by his TV wife Catherine Hicks (Annie Camden) and his TV children Jessica Biel (Mary Camden), Beverley Mitchell (Lucy Camden), Barry Watson (Matt Camden) and David Gallagher (Simon Camden) for a meal at what appears to be someone’s home. As noted in his tweet, Mackenzie Rosman (Ruthie Camden) wasn’t able to make it.

Time flies when you’re having fun.

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They’re Re-Booting National Lampoon’s Vacation Because Hollywood Obviously Hates Us All

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It starts filming in Louisiana next week and already is starring Ed Helms as Rusty. Talk is Leslie Mann is possibly joining the cast to play Rusty’s sister, Audrey Griswold. Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo will makes appearances as well (otherwise it would be a totally trainwreck).

Christina Applegate (Debbie Griswold) and Chris Hemsworth (Stone Crandall) are also starring.

John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein will be making their directorial debut for the comedy, which is a sequel to the 1983 flick. National Lampoon’s Vacation was the first time audiences were introduced to Chase’s Clark Griswold, but certainly not the last.

So we need another re boot? I am so tired of re boots. Why re do it, when we can just watch the original which, no matter what, is going to be better always, anyways!

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Love Is Dead; Avril and Nickelback Guy Are Headed For Splitsville

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The king and queen of Canada (Avril Lavinge and Chad Kroeger) are headed to divorce land with only a year of marriage under the sizable spiky belts.

“It’s over,” a source tells Us. “He has been going around L.A. telling people that they are divorcing.”

In July Avril tweeted about an anniversary rock he got her.. that tweet has mysteriously disappeared. Oh the tangled webs of love!! What will we do without these blond Canadian’s singing in perfect harmonies?

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Sony Is Rebooting ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’

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Do we need this in our lives? I guess we’re getting it no matter what.

Neal Moritz, who produced the 1997 original starring Jennifer Love-Hewitt and Sarah Michelle Gellar, will return to produce the reboot, alongside Mike Flanagan and Jeff Howard, who will also write the script based on Lois Duncan’s 1973 novel. Flanagan directed Oculus, which despite being made on a small budget saw enormous success at the box office. Sources tell Deadline that Sony is shooting for a 2016 release.

My only question is, what about Jennifer Love Hewitt? Will she be involved? I mean ‘What are you waiting for?!?!’ screamed at the top of her lungs, with her arms spread wide was the highlight of the film.

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